What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Do very hot men ever feel attracted to an ugly woman? Why?

Dr No

-J W Pepper

-”She is very sexyful!”

I want to have anal sex, but my wife refuses. What do I do?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

You Only Live Twice

What bait should you use for ocean fishing?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

How many trans people are lawful gun owners?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Live and Let Die

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why am I sweating so much when I try to do anything?

Goldfinger

A View to a Kill

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What are the pros and cons of arranged marriages?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Is it wise to choose your family over your honor?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What is the recommended approach for creating a film or TV script? Should the script be written first or should the story be developed first? Why?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why has Biden pulled ahead in battleground states and is now projected to win the 2024 presidency?

Moonraker

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

From Russia With Love

How should one handle an uninvited guest at a small, intimate wedding ceremony? Is it appropriate to ask them not to attend?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Octopussy

Are you able to lie, even though you have Aspergers?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Ah so!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why would my husband cheat on me with an ugly fat woman?